Oath Of Secrecy
Oath Of Secrecy:
The following oath is to be taken upon commencement of any bachelorette party:
I, the girlfriend of (Bride's name), do solemnly swear
as a lady of the emerging world, that I will respect and honour my sister's wishes
and will not reveal any events about to take place this evening.
I understand that violating this oath will spread bad karma upon my being
and may result in severe bloating and cramping around my thighs and buttocks.
If asked about the happenings of the evening I shall reply:
"You know, girly chat. We drank tea, and ate cookies. The bride's grandmother was there"